YUP, I said 50th!
PARTY TIME~
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| JOE WEARING THE CUTE INFLATABLE 50 HAT THAT CYNDE & ANDREA FOUND WHILE OUT SHOPPING FOR SOME FUN GAG GIFTS |
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| ALMOST SENIOR CITIZENS |
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| THE GANG GETTING READY TO ORDER. MY DAD BILL, MY MOM JUDEEN, OUR DAUGTHER ASHLEY AND HER HUBBY PAUL IN THIS PIC. I MIGHT ADD THE FOOD WAS VERY DELICIOUS! JOY LUCK WAS A GOOD CHOICE. |
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| THE CRAZY B-DAY CARD I MADE FOR JOE... YES, I REALIZE IT IS A BIT ON THE NAUGHTY SIDE! |
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| AND STARTING TO REALIZE THERE WAS A THEME GOING ON |
ENTERTAINMENT TIME...STEPHANIE STYLE
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| WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM CYNDE (MY BROTHER JASON'S WIFE) AND ANDREA MY SISTER, WE HAD FUN W A CADENCE SONG ALL ABOUT JOE AND GETTING OLDER... AND IT WAS MUCH MORE CALM THAN OUR ATTEMPT TO LIPSYNC FROM A PREVIOUS PERFORMANCE :) |
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| "I DON'T KNOW BUT WE'VE BEEN TOLD"..."SOMEONE HERE IS GETTING OLD"... "HE WEARS BIFOCALS, DAY AND NIGHT"... "BECAUSE HE IS STARTING TO LOSE HIS SIGHT"... |
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| "IT DOESN'T MATTER ABOUT THE EXTRA WEIGHT"... "CAUSE, WE STILL THINK THAT YOU LOOK GREAT"... |
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| "JOE, THERE ARE A FEW THINGS YOU OTTA' KNOW"... "THINGS THAT MIGHT MAKE YOUR SPIRITS LOW"---- "THERE WILL BE DENTURES, DIAPERS AND HEMROID CREAM".... "AND NOW YOU'LL HAVE WET FARTS, INSTEAD OF DREAMS"..... |
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| "WE KNOW DOGS AND RUNNING ARE YOUR THRILL"... "BUT JUST REMEMBER YOU ARE NOW OVER THE HILL"... "WE HOPE THIS TUNE NOW GETS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD".... "AND THAT YOU'LL BE SINGING IT WHILE YOU'RE LAYING IN BED".... SOUND OFF....5-0 SOUND OFF 5-0 .....YOU'RE 50! |
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| JOE AFTER THE PERFORMANCE, JUST NOT SURE HE LIKED IT? WHAT DO YOU THINK? |
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| JOE TRYING TO PROVE MY CELL PHONE RING (SONG) WILL GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD WAY MORE THAN THE CADENCE WE JUST DID |
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| CAMILLE, MARC, BETTY, KAREN AND COUSIN PAM AND MY DAD ON THE FAR RIGHT ON NEXT TABLE WE HAD A GREAT TURN OUT OF GUESTS! |
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| NOW IT IS TIME TO OPEN THE 'GAG' GIFTS JOE GOT AN 'OLD FART' HAT WHICH IS APPROPRIATE DUE TO HIS INCREASED GAS THESE DAYS LOL |
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| HE ALSO RECIEVED A SENIOR BOOK OF COUPONS A HANDBOOK ABOUT "SEX AFTER 50"...FUNNY THING THOUGH, BECAUSE ALL THE PAGES WERE BLANK.. lol |
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| OH, AND A NICE GIANT PAIR OF WHITEY TIGHTIES, THAT ALREADY HAD A 'STAIN' BUT THE GIFT CAME WITH SOME UNDIE STAIN REMOVER FOR SUCH AN OCCASION.....EWWW! NOTICE PAUL IN AWE OF THE GIFT LOL |
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| JOE ALSO GOT SOME GREAT BI-FOCALS AND A GREAT PAIR OF SANTA SHORTS |
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| AND SOME 'WIPES' FOR WHEN WE HAVE TO START CHANGING HIS DIAPERS. WHICH I AM PLEADING NEVER EVER HAPPENS! |
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| THE SANTA SHORTS, NOW THOSE WERE 'HOT'~ |
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| AND...TA DA...... FINALLY THE SEXY SENIOR THAT JOE HAS BECOME! MODELING THE NEW LOOK~ HOT HUH? UMMMMM...NOT |
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1 comment:
Oh I wish we could have been there! What fun! Did you get those stained undies from you know who?? LOL. Happy 50th Old Man!! We will have to celebrate again when you get down here.
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