HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE!!

Today is the day....your official 50th year on this earth.  I love you very much and hope you have a wonderful day Joe!  For his birthday honor I am sharing 50 things about Joe you may not know or care to know ...   :)

1. he loves UFC fighting
2. he loves Reisens candy (basically any chocolate would do)
3. he loves to run
4. he is a major Costco advocate. We own lots of stuff from Costco!
5. he loves brownies
6. he loves Dick's apple spice donuts
7. he loves inspirational speakers aka Tony Robbins=Joe
8. he hates spicy food
9. he sleeps cuddled to his dog at night, not his wife :(
10. he improves his Spanish daily by practicing with a Spanish speaker
11. he tries something new, loves it and we suffer by having it until we are sick
12. he laughs like Eddie Murphy
13. he looks like Patrick Swayze
14. he looses everything! keys, wallets; cell phones etc
15. he is an organization freak
16. he has an obsession with his grandkids, loves em' more than his kids I think
17. he hates shopping on Black Friday or anytime there is a crowd
18. he has any new exercise gadget that is out on the market
19. he is a clean car fanatic....even dusts off the car for real!
20. he will tell you to drink more water if you are around him long enough
21. he is conveniently out of town every time the dog gets sick on the floor!
22. he is the youngest of 7 original kids and has 2 half brothers = 9kids
23. he can fix anything!  If not he knows how to geri rig it!
24. he was a football star on the Bountiful Braves, wore #77
25. he can install kitchen cabinets, counters and about any other woodwork
26. he knows how to groom dogs better than the people you pay
27. he is a diamond member of Hilton and Preferred with Southwest Airlines
28. he will Karaoke in public and has been known to also pole dance publicly
29. he has a nickname of Johnny, and now better known as BUCCA
30. he loves to play golf
31. he loves to 'fart'...so now the "OLD FART" title truly fits
32. he moans and groans a lot...not from something/something...from moving
33. he has an addiction to his foam roller which also causes lots of moaning
34. he always says hi or waves to strangers...but mostly for free entertainment
35. he loves smoothies
36. he loves hot fudge sundaes
37. he gets absolutely grossed out by hair! (think hairbrush wad ha ha)
38. he stops to help people that are broke down, and would help anyone
39. he has owned over a dozen dogs
40. he has also owned over a dozen cars
41. he is the UPS man that I can blame for knocking me up
42. he has a flossing fetish
43. he is addicted to white noise at night. Can't sleep without it
44. he pins his socks- a little OCD but it works with the wash, no lost socks!
45. he has a thing for Kate Beckinsell
46. he has a thing for Angelina Jolie
47. he hates any kind of line he has to wait in
48. he is always saying, "Bite Me" or "Your Killing Me" or "*@#$*"  (lol)
49. he turned down a football scholarship to keep me close to my family
50. he is the best husband and father and friend I know!

   H-A-P-P-Y  B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y  J-O-E  !!!